I'm A Bum letra

Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand
Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon
Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door
Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor
I'm a bum
Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap
but if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a nap
I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo
but if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't go
I'm a bum
I'm a bum
sit around all day
and I get nothin' done
I'm a bum
I'm a bum
that's right
I'm a bum
The boob tube replaced the dog
as man's best friend
doesn't shit on the floor
always has an ear to lend
nacho supreme, a pizza
ten hours of tv
is all my life will ever be
if i could pick lotto numbers
like i pick my nose
I'd escape the life of bein' an average Joe
Til' then I'll just sit around all day
remote control in hand
just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon

Happy Campers - Letras

• $4.25
• A Single Life
• All Alone
• Bark or Bite
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• Borderlines
• Born With a Bothered Mind
• Buried Alive
• Cycle Of Uncertain
• Days Gone By
• Dear mama
• Drowning In The Sea Of Me
• Eat Your Green Beans
• Extraordinary Dream
• Faded
• Fair Weather Father
• Follow You Around (ft. Marien Dorleijn)
• Fork In The Road
• Hurting You
• I Finally Wrote A Love Song
• I Got Abducted By Aliens
• I'm A Bum
• King Of The Castle
• Last Breath
• Let It Be
• Little Man
• Lost Myself
• Made To Be Wanting (ft. Janne Schra)
• Make It On My Own
• News At 11
• No Call No Show
• No Direction
• No Regrets
• Once Bitten
• Out of Sight Out of Mind
• Pictures
• Please
• Puppet Show
• Reminisce
• Romeo And Juliet
• Scam
• Shades Of Grey
• She was a girl
• Sixteen
• slippin' Away
• Stop And Smell The Roses
• Struggle
• Sucker Punch
• The Gambler
• The Happy Song
• Things Could Be Worse
• Tubes
• Turnin' Grey
• Vegas Son
• Voices
• Waste Of Space
• Wave the flags
• When Bombs might Explode (ft. Odilo Girod)
• World's Last Superpower
• You Are Not Alone
• You Make Me Want To Drive Off A Cliff
• You We're A Lion